Showing posts with label Roethlisberger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roethlisberger. Show all posts
April 17, 2011

A Tale of Two Stadia, featuring Terry Bradshaw


This is the Coliseum in Rome, paid for out of the public treasury, and the site of barbaric and inhuman entertainments which were used in the technique of bread and circuses to keep the population appeased and unlikely to revolt. It was named after the Colossus of Nero, a giant likeness of Nero located nearby.

Gladiators fought and died within the walls, and often the final decision as to the loser's fate was left to the Emperor or some other factotum; people would speculate and wager on the outcome of the contests. Various houses developed their own squads of gladiators, and people declared their allegiance to one team or another.

It was a place of death by gruesome injury, the site of vicious and inhuman entertainments. The injuries and deaths that took place within its walls are a testament to the barbaric and degraded spirit of the population. The most egregious examples of debased morality must be the wealthy families who staged these events for their personal profit, regional amusement, and political demonstrations of power.




This is Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, paid for out of the public treasury, and used to provide public spectacles of conflict between opposing teams of gladiators playing American football, both professional (Steelers) and also semi-pro (University of Pittsburgh). Some political theorists suggest that identification with the Steelers, adoption of their colors, and even wearing mock uniforms distracted the population from the economic realities of the day. The stadium was named after Heinz, a dead Senator's family and a local economic powerhouse located nearby.



Fortunately, Heinz Field exists in our enlightened modernity; the players are protected, injuries are rare, and the athletes personify the highest aspirations of sport.


The Friday LA Times carries the story of one modern gladiator, Terry Bradshaw, whose mind is diminishing and slipping away because of the injuries he sustained while playing valiantly in an earlier version of the Pittsburgh Coliseum.
A series of at least six concussions incurred by Terry Bradshaw while he was the Super Bowl-winning quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers are beginning to interfere with his ability to carry out his current duties as a football analyst for Fox Sports, the ex-player said this week in a blog.

Bradshaw said he is suffering from deficits in short-term memory and impairments in his hand-eye coordination. He is being treated at the Amen Clinic in Newport Beach, but experts fear that the best he can hope for is a slowing of the progression of the disorder rather than an improvement in function. ...

Bradshaw wrote that he spent a weekend at the Amen Clinic, where they determined that the problem was the residue of the many concussions he had suffered as a player.



When we think of the Coliseum and the wealthy Roman families who staged their gruesome events for their personal profit, regional amusement, and political demonstrations of family power, we think they must have been corrupt and jaded people of mercenary indifference.

But when we think of the Rooney's, we think "Hey Mr. Rooney is an Ambassador" and we think, "wow the kid really showed Ben that he was displeased at his poor judgement n'at".




In a commercial blog provided by the entertainment company that exploits employs him, Terry Bradshaw describes his injuries and explains that he will do whatever it takes to stay in the booth, just as in earlier days he would do whatever it took to stay in the game.

Bradshaw's announcement of his work injuries difficulties and his courageous continuation of broadcast duties expand the voyeur's spectacle from the stadium floor to the broadcast booth. In addition to watching drugged freaks struggle with injury on the field, passive viewers will be able to mark Terry Bradshaw's deterioration as the season progresses, wondering — is Terry tired today, or is he slipping? Hey, wasn't he always a little bit dumb, anyway?

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=90c5e758-11e2-4a73-862a-4291921c466e&amp;from=IV2_en-us_foxsports_articles" target="_new" title="Terry talks treatment">Video: Terry talks treatment</a>

You wouldn't wish this on anybody.

Boy we've come a long way.

Here we go Steelers, here we go.



February 02, 2011

PG-Plus? Rooney, Goodell, Roethlisberger?

Couldn't find this in the regular paper, maybe it's in PG-Plus (caveat lector) .


January 31, 2011

Separating Art and Artists, and a Super Bowl Pick



Can we separate the artwork and the artist, the performance from the performer? Should we?

Can the artist's behavior render their art unworthy, or does the product or performance stand on its own merits regardless of the artist's notoriety?

Performers, writers, athletes, they're all artists.
Is the movie you watched still great after you learn it's a Mel Gibson project?
Is Cosmo Kramer still funny after Michael Richards went off?




One of these artists is different from the others,
One of these performers is different from the rest.

  

One of these artists is nicer than the others,
Can you guess?

(please click on the button of the nicest performer)
Roman Polanski is the nicest of the three.
Woody Allen is the nicest of the three.
Ben Roethlisberger is the nicest of the three.



I realize that good people can disagree on the matter of separating the performer from the performance.

I can't watch Roman Polanski movies.
I can't enjoy Woody Allen's work.

I can't support Ben Roethlisberger, the team that puts him on the stage, or the entertainment business that profits from his work.

I hope the Green Bay Packers win this weekend's bit of entertainment.
I hope that young coed in Georgia is doing all right.

January 15, 2011

Pittsburgh Math: Common Denominator Steelers, Divided By Roethlisberger



The New York Times, a real newspaper that has actual journalists in addition to their sports writers, casts about for a sports story on the beginning of this gridiron weekend and ends up writing about Pittsburgh's problem: Ben Roethlisberger.

The TITLE tagline at the top of the window reads, "Steelers Unite Pittsburgh - Roethlisberger Splits It".

And still, no enterprising journalist has interviewed or reported on the young coed.
January 09, 2011

End of Season Tally of Trivial Results

This blog has attempted to track Big Ben's contribution to the Steelers' bottom line, in terms of their win/loss ratio, by comparing the team's success without Ben (during the suspension) to the team's success with Ben.

With the regular season over, all the data points are in, and the results are below. Curiously, the Steelers win just as many games with Ben as they do without Ben.

Comparison: Steelers Performance Without and With Ben Roethlisberger
Week 1: AtlantaWINNo Ben3 out of 4
75% WIN
WITHOUT BEN

Week 2: TennesseeWINNo Ben
Week 3: Tampa BayWINNo Ben
Week 4: BaltimoreLOSSNo Ben
 
Week 6: ClevelandWINBen9 out of 12
75% WIN
WITH BEN

Week 7: MiamiWINBen
Week 8: New OrleansLOSSBen
Week 9: CincinnatiWINBen
Week 10: New EnglandLOSSBen
Week 11: OaklandWINBen
Week 12: BuffaloWINBen
Week 13: BaltimoreWINBen
Week 14: CincinnatiWINBen
Week 15: NewYork JetsLOSEBen
Week 16: CarolinaWINBen
Week 17: ClevelandWINBen


The Steelers are a successful team, but Ben's presence plays no measurable role in their results   and the results are trivial, because they measure the result of athletic entertainment, and nothing more.

And in closing, a truly excellent post at Father Duquesne on Michael Vick and Ben Roethlisberger.
December 30, 2010

Redemption: New and Improved Ben Roethlisberger



I am so relieved that we've all managed to put the icky unpleasantness about drunken forced sex behind us.

From Wednesday's Post-Gazette, the Pittsburgh Pro Football Writers have determined that Ben most exemplifies The Chief. I'm sure the Rooney's are pleased.



From Thursday's Post-Gazette, we have:



Nothing supports Ed Bouchette's assertion that there is more evidence of a new and improved Ben Roethlisberger off the field. The article certainly doesn't describe any indication of new-and-improved off-the-field Ben.

But maybe there is evidence, and I've missed it. Have you seen any? Have you seen anything like these possibilities?
  • Ben's anti-date-rape public service announcement
  • Ben's "no-means-no" lecture series to local football teams
  • Ben giving 10% of his salary to Milledgeville's rape prevention program
If there is evidence of anything like these examples of a new-and-improved Ben, Mr. Bouchette should have cited it. If I've missed it, please feel free to enter it as a comment.

You probably haven't seen anything like that, because denial isn't as effective as changing the conversation. When Richard Nixon said, "I am not a crook", people thought about Nixon in terms of "crookedness". That's why Ben moves the focus into, Boy am I glad I've put that interception throwing thing behind me, to me interceptions are just the worst thing, let's look to next week, I sure hope there's no interceptions, because I like to take pride in that". He's getting great advice. In fact, 54 percent of Western Pennsylvania residents hold a "favorable" opinion of the Steelers' quarterback.



It certainly looks like Ben is redeemed, and it took all of four months.

I would love to see an end-of-year "where are they now?" interview with that young college student from Milledgeville, GA. How is she doing? Has she found redemption, too?

Are there any journalists in Pittsburgh, or just Pro Football Writers?
December 19, 2010

Pro Football, the Steelers, and Elizabeth Seeburg

The Steelers and their ongoing employment of Big Ben lead me to write about football and culture and the death of Elizabeth Seeburg. (kudos: Infi)

First, let's approach an often-quoted theme regarding football in general and the Steelers and Roethlisberger in particular: the notion is that as long as they're winning, behavior doesn't matter. It's summed up in the saying, "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

The derivative of this misguided philosophy is that off-duty conduct, off-the-field conduct, and in fact anything that doesn't affect "the mission" is an irrelevant distraction. It doesn't matter that the police officer gets arrested for drunk driving or beating his girlfriend. It doesn't matter what the franchise player does in the off-season; what matters is one narrowly defined metric.

This sophistry is wrong in its failure to recognize the scope of the damage, and it's not applicable anyway -- because the Steelers don't win more games with Ben Roethlisberger. This year, they won 75% of their games without Ben, and 70% of their games with Ben. Even this mercenary, utilitarian justification doesn't withstand scrutiny. (see tables below)

It's irrelevant whether the Steelers win; they're a corporate, athletic entertainment franchise. What's relevant to the Steelers is their profits. Look at the Pirates, who have had several successful years making money while losing games because of their staffing business strategy.

What's relevant to us is the benefit/damage to our people, the benefit/damage to our culture, and the economic profit/loss of off-balance-sheet expenses.

Football (as we know it) is unacceptable because:
  • it damages the brains of the professionals and the kids who play it, and
  • our culture develops and tolerates irresponsibility among football players, whether they're professionals or six-year olds

Here's a few indications:
  • Steeler Heath Miller has missed two games because of brain trauma.
  • Football is the sport with the highest rate of youth injuries.
  • "It's obscene," Michael Collins, assistant director of UPMC's Sports Medicine Concussion Program, said of the number of young players seeking treatment for concussions.
  • See the story of Elizabeth Seeburg's recent suicide after reporting her alleged sexual battery by a Notre Dame footballer. (hat tip: Infi)
    • Consider the Oct.2010 death of Declan Sullivan, whose film platform collapsed during a windy ND football practice.
    • Consider the April 2010 death of Notre Dame football recruit Matt James
  • In this week's news, three Idaho football players were charged with sexual crimes; more victims are coming forward.

That's three 2010 student fatalities involving Notre Dame football. There are combat units with better statistics. Nobody's firing the coach; ND only fires coaches for losing.


The Steeler's keeping Roethlisberger was wrong because it perpetuates a culture of thuggish, violent irresponsibility. For all their reputation as a class act, the Rooney family had a chance to make a statement and they went for the money.

The travesty isn't Ben, it's the Rooneys and the Steelers, the parents and the coaches. The trend (and the damage) are bigger than Ben and Art. The blame for the glorification of athletes falls to the people that raised them this way, the grownups with their own agendas (who benefited from their prowess and status) and taught them as children that football players can live by different rules.

And what I really don't get is: people with wives and daughters dress their families in Steelers jerseys. Here we go Steelers, here we go!


A Comparison: Steelers Performance Without and With Ben Roethlisberger

Week 1: AtlantaWINNo Ben3 out of 4
75% WIN
WITHOUT BEN

Week 2: TennesseeWINNo Ben
Week 3: Tampa BayWINNo Ben
Week 4: BaltimoreLOSSNo Ben
 
Week 6: ClevelandWINBen7 out of 10
70% WIN
WITH BEN

Week 7: MiamiWINBen
Week 8: New OrleansLOSSBen
Week 9: CincinnatiWINBen
Week 10: New EnglandLOSSBen
Week 11: OaklandWINBen
Week 12: BuffaloWINBen
Week 13: BaltimoreWINBen
Week 14: CincinnatiWINBen
Week 15: NewYork JetsLOSEBen
Week 16: Carolina---Ben
Week 17: Cleveland---Ben
November 14, 2010

Steelers Better Without Ben?

I am not a sports fan, but I know how much the Steelers mean to Pittsburghers, and what the generally accepted wisdom is.

Big Ben Roethlisberger. The key player. He's the franchise. The man. Sure he's had some problems, but Pittsburgh needs him. Lucky to have him. Couldn't do without him. Glad he only got four weeks for that icky stuff.

Curiously, when you look at the Steelers' performance (in terms of winning games) this year the Steelers actually did better without Ben than they've done with Ben.

In fact, the Steelers (with Ben) would need to win the next three games straight to match their performance without Ben. The Steelers (with Ben) would need to win the next four games straight to exceed the non-Ben team's performance.

Week 1: AtlantaWINNo Ben75% WIN
WITHOUT BEN
Week 2: TennesseeWINNo Ben
Week 3: Tampa BayWINNo Ben
Week 4: BaltimoreLOSSNo Ben


Week 6: ClevelandWINBen60% WIN
WITH BEN
Week 7: MiamiWINBen
Week 8: New OrleansLOSSBen
Week 9: CincinnatiWINBen
Week 10: New EnglandLOSSBen


Will we appreciate the irony if the Steelers would've been better off firing Ben?

Awaiting further data points.

Week 11: Oakland---Ben???
Week 12: Buffalo---Ben
Week 13: Baltimore---Ben
Week 14: Cincinnati---Ben
Week 15: NewYork Jets---Ben
Week 16: Carolina---Ben
Week 17: Cleveland---Ben
May 04, 2010

Roethlisberger and the Steelers : from the Family to the Trash

Once Upon A Time, You'd See Pictures Like This:

For a working man's family, that's a lot of money in those jerseys.

Nowadays, You'll See Pictures Like This:


On a somewhat related note, it's interesting what comes up on the second page of search results when you Google "#1 Cochran". Just saying.
November 26, 2009

"Roethlisberger" : Pittsburgh's Number One


Pittsburgh Schools Lead Nation In Ability To Spell 'Roethlisberger'

Way, way down at the bottom of the long, long list of things I am thankful for, I am thankful for the Onion:

"If you look at the data, our students were correctly spelling Roethlisberger only 43 percent of the time during the quarterback's rookie season," said Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahl, who called the 2004 statistic an embarrassment. "In just five years, we have increased that number to 92 percent. That's 54 percent better than students in California, 35 percent better than those in Oklahoma, and 96 percent better than those in the Cleveland area, who tend to spell Roethlisberger by adding the letters 'u,' 'c,' and 'k' after the letter 's.'"

"The bottom line is the Pittsburgh school system is giving its students a leg up on the competition, not only in America, but throughout the world," Ravenstahl added. "Our kids correctly spelled Roethlisberger 12 times more often than all the students in Europe and Asia combined."