Pittsburgh Math: Common Denominator Steelers, Divided By Roethlisberger

The New York Times, a real newspaper that has actual journalists in addition to their sports writers, casts about for a sports story on the beginning of this gridiron weekend and ends up writing about Pittsburgh's problem: Ben Roethlisberger.

The TITLE tagline at the top of the window reads, "Steelers Unite Pittsburgh - Roethlisberger Splits It".

And still, no enterprising journalist has interviewed or reported on the young coed.