March 31, 2013

Burgh Optics 2013: Musical Chairs and Body Language

From the Post-Gazette, another great visual on the 2013 Mayoral evolution in Pittsburgh.

In every situation, there's winners and losers, champions and goats, and my hero is the unknown worthy who arranged these chairs. Take-away for untold staffers: make sure your guy's chair is generously spaced, possibly with wooden blocks or paperbacks between them. Because the photo-ops always come down to the little things, and do you think some of these demigods would prefer to not be squished if there was a Control-Z button? (that's Undo for you Mac folks who'll be voting Peduto)

Especially compared to the optics of Wagner's previous lineup of Angry No-Neck White Men, this is just a tremendous photo and happily it looks like what a Democratic slate is supposed to look like, instead of that bunch of Romney-Zombies that Wagner lined up to hold their hands crossed over their zippers.

Also, it's an appropriate setting because this is a season of Musical Chairs and probably next time, we won't see all these folks still sitting down together; the number of chairs will dwindle.

What I find fascinating is the body language in the photo. It's subjective, I'm no expert, and I'm probably just projecting; your opinion may vary, and you're welcome to contribute in the comments. But going Right to Left, here's what I see:

  • Mike Lamb will not look over at any of these other people; he will only look straight ahead and. he. is. not. amused. He looks like he's got a lemon wedge stuck in an unlikely place. He doesn't like being there, and he doesn't like this situation. (minus)
  • Bill Peduto looks like a plump staff-wonk but he's managing to smile into the room and he's confident that he belongs. He's uncomfortable at his proximity to the people on either side of him and he's holding his perimeter with the hand-knee boundary. (even)
  • AJ Richardson is damn happy; something might come out of this downstream. (even)
  • Jack Wagner is doing his Yinzer George Hamilton imitation, showing the polish of an experienced politico with the easy smile and uncrumpled demeanor as he sits wedged between the two big men; he looks old in contrast. (even)
  • Jake Wheatley looks comfortable, confident, and amused. He's not there to be mayor; he's there to advance his cause and his constituency, and he's doing well. (plus)

The Post-Gazette was right when they headlined how the unexpected Luke withdrawal throws racial factors into play, and (as always) Nullspace has the most trenchant data-based, historical analysis on that front.

Speaking of Jack Wagner, his staff put out this tweet which must mean that

  • they're still not prepared for this
  • they're still shooting from the hip
  • nobody's vetting their messaging
  • VietNam Jack is in his first SocialMedia campaign
March 29, 2013

Joint Anger Management and Cultural Diversity Training Class

Demonstrating some of his promised "out-of-the-box" thinking, Mayoral candidate Jack Wagner poses in front of a joint anger management and cultural diversity training class. A spokesman said this sort of dual training saves time and money while bringing key personnel together for isometric forearm conditioning.

    Potential alternative headlines:

  • Pittsburgh Film Office executive director Dawn Keezer was pleased to announce that the remake of Twelve Angry Men was filming at the City-County Building today in spite of the expiration of tax credits. Keezer credits the local foundation community with helping to bridge the funding gap.

  • Making "EDs and Meds" more of an action phrase than a metaphor, key politicians and labor leaders announced they were participating in a groundbreaking study of erectile disfunction syndrome in a UPMC research study in which they will be eligible for an unlimited supply of Viagra to see if there is any decreasing benefit over time. In a separate announcement, the Ravenstahl administration has announced they are withdrawing their objection to UPMC's non-profit status.
March 28, 2013

Zeke's Coffee Bike in East Liberty

As much as I love coffee and bicycling, I never thought of a coffee-bicycle, which is what the folks at East Liberty's small-batch coffee roaster Zeke's Coffee will be rolling out on Monday, April 1, delivering hot coffee to local businesses and construction sites.

Via new Burgh blog Rise and Tide.

March 27, 2013

Drive to Work Week

One of the things I love is the way various cities celebrate springtime. For instance, there's Drive to Work Week.

From Baltimore Velo.

March 17, 2013

Saint Patrick and Rand Paul

I am happy to remember Patrick Moynihan, particularly so on this tenth anniversary of "boots on the ground" in Afghanistan and Iraq. On his deathbed at the time, when told of the rush to invade Moynihan told his daughter Maura, "It's a ten day war and a ten year occupation, and then what are you going to do with it?"

That, and he's possibly the last person who said anything about the black family that made sense.

RIP Saint Patrick. I wish that we had you on Drones, privacy, and civil liberties instead of Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell.

March 11, 2013

RandyLand is Open for 2013

My father knew it was spring time when the Mallomars became scarce on store shelves in New York.

I know it's spring time when RandyLand is open. (1501 Arch Street, Northside; cross street is Jacksonia)

It's as close as Pittsburgh gets to a Willy Wonka garden of magical delights.

March 10, 2013

The Week Ahead: College Acceptance Letters and Furlough Letters

This is a week where the US Postal Service will deliver some very important letters to many US households. To some they will deliver college acceptance letters forcing a final period of hard choices and financial decisions. To others they will deliver letters of furlough notice to federal employees.

Tragically, some households will receive both college letters and furlough letters and for them, life just got really harsh.

We've all heard stories of Bosses Behaving Badly - treating people like machines, being indifferent to the implications of their decisions, acting like rat weasel bastards - and in general most people think, Man if I was in charge, I'd do things differently. I'd treat my employees decently. If I owned a factory and a manager treated anybody that way, the manager would be gone not the employee.

Curiously, when you look at this month's contrived disaster facing federal employees, the owners and the Capital are - You, my friend, and You and You and Me. The people we've selected to run the outfit are the Congressmen and the President. We're the bosses, we select these people to run things, and - guess what - look at the way you're treating your employees. Not a pretty picture.

Let's examine this from both partisan positions, and then from the employee position.

The Republicans believe that less government is a good thing, that less government funding is a good thing, and that starving government is a good thing. To the Republicans, the sequester cuts offer a certain path to lower government spending and therefore less government. Win-win.

The Republicans aren't stupid; they don't want ineffective cuts. But they want cuts for certain, and they believe that if dumb blunt cuts are required, eventually the D's and the institutions will seek to make the cuts most efficient. If they can extract concessions out of that agreement, more Win. If the cuts remain stupid and public frustration with government grows, that advances their agenda and more Win. Maybe that's the Red definition of balance; they win either way.

I disagree with the R goals but their situation and technique are very effective.

The Democrats believe that the current level of government is appropriate if not insufficient - witness the non-existent regulation of energy and financial industries - and that the wealthiest Americans, who are increasing their share of American wealth more than ever before, are not paying their fair share. They would say, America's not broke, it's just that the rich aren't paying their share.

The Obama administration could have responded to the sequester trigger in several ways. Here's a response they didn't choose to make:

President Obama: On Sept.11th, America's air traffic controllers were our first responders. Before the fighter jets got in the air, before most of us understood what was going on, the air traffic controllers were putting all the planes on the ground in an unprecedented display of skill.

We have a budget crisis in Washington, and entrenched parties are prioritizing their political agenda over the nation's needs. As Commander-in-Chief, I will not allow our operational capability to be degraded by short-sighted positioning.

I have today directed the Secretary of Transportation to make budget cuts as he sees fit to meet the financial goals of sequestration without sacrificing our hardworking aviation professionals. Future research and development, demonstration programs, and implementing new technologies are all vitally important, but they are not so important that we would gut our skilled workforce first. Good people come first.

And that's part of the Republican folly. We've nipped the deficit rates. The budget is important, and we need to correct it with balance. But the key issue facing America today is jobs, and the Republicans contriving a forced layoff program in the middle of a jobs crisis, in order to ensure that the richest Americans don't pay their fair share is something that I don't understand."

Notably, the President didn't say that. What he did say was: Close the Federal Contract Towers. Furlough the FAA controllers. Let's be clear: the Obama administration chose these furloughs and closings as their preferred course of action.

Why would they do such a thing? Team-Obama isn't stupid; by widely advertising expected impact, constraining the system, and closing facilities and limiting operational staffing, they're causing pain in every single Congressional district. The pain for the employees is only a means to the end; the goal is pain for the (Republican) Congressmen.

For instance, if they'd played games with the 787 return-to-service, they'd only be generating pain for a small slice of Congress; that's not what they want.

So it's a contest between two strategies.

  • The Republican strategy is to force budget cuts and advance the R agenda while diminishing the D record for 2016. The expected pain and drama fit within the R view of acceptable, and they're good at playing mean.
  • The Democratic hope is they can cause so much public pain by furloughing their own constituents that the Republican's will holler Uncle before the D's employees decide they don't like the strategy.
  • In my own analysis (and you may have yours) the R's are in a position of strength and have very little to lose. The D's are going to try to outlast the R's in a war of suffering and attrition, penalizing the D-base to make the R's give in. I think the R's win this exercise in game theory.

A few more thoughts about this situation.

  • Public employees are so screwed that the Democrat's best strategy consists of furloughing public employees, and the D's are the employee's only friend.
  • It's not about 11 furlough days this year. It's about the next ten years.
  • NATCA and the other federal unions are complicit in the Obama strategy, and they're complicit in their members being furloughed. Seen any labor types criticizing the Obama implementation decision?

So in a curious twist, the Administration is about to run an ATC slowdown. A very smart man once taught me, the way to run a slowdown is to never put an individual at risk; just put out the scuttlebutt that delays are going to happen because of policy disagreements. Then, when the normal operational events happen - and they always do - people will convert the noise into signal all by themselves, and you won't be able to convince them otherwise.

There's going to be TSA and ATC delays in April sprinkled all around the system. People will take normal sick leave, and overtime staffing may not be available. Which major metroplex will be the flash point? New York's had their spirit broken; Atlanta has no sense of labor; if it happens it's going to be Chicago. And Team-O owns Chicago.

So, three points:

  • Both the Republicans and Democrats are good with the furloughs.
  • Team-Obama picked the furloughs as strategy.
  • Employee unions are complicit in the furlough strategy.
  • I wouldn't be booking connections in the Windy City.
Just Saying.



Addenda:

March 08, 2013

Pawn Foreplay: ATC Furloughs with Intent

If (if) you truly wanted to avoid furloughing air traffic controllers in April, you would take these steps:
  • Reduce future R&D funding to a point where present funding is sufficient to cover present operational requirements.
  • Cancel ERAM program. It's over budget, over schedule, and not delivering.
  • Close Federal Contract Towers unless state/local government is willing to pay 50% of the cost.
  • Cancel program where FAA pays for NextGen cockpit instrumentation for airlines. If airlines want the new gadgets, let them buy them - not the taxpayers. This is a Sen. Schumer gift to JetBlue on the taxpayer's dime via the FAA budget.
  • Cancel the Metroplex initiative. The cost savings are an illusion. For instance, the cost savings projections from PCT were never realized. Cancelling the Crystal Palace (the NY-Philly Metroplex) alone will save a billion.
  • Downsize the ATCSCC (Central Flow). It's a bloated non-functional backwater that really only needs about 20% of current staffing. Similarly, reduce the TM staff in the enroute facilities by 50% for the same reason.
  • Reduce non-operational managerial overhead. Remember the notion of one manager or supervisor per eleven subordinates? Check today's ration of overhead to controllers; don't forget the Service Areas, Regions, and ATCSCC.
  • Disband the AOV (Aviation OVersight) AOV is a duplicate internal QA organization introduced solely to bring the FAA up to Euro-ICAO standards. Not to be xenophobic, but seriously?
  • Disband the ATO. (Air Traffic Organization) At one time there were 13 FAA Regions providing Air Traffic oversight. Now there are Three ATO zones each with EnRoute and Terminal (six). The public conceit was they'd remove Air Traffic from the legacy structure and make a nimble responsive operational unit capable of a just culture. The reality was union busting; they wanted to redesign AT so the chain of command no longer mirrored the NATCA organization to reduce union effectiveness. The problem is, they've still got 13 regions providing HR, legal, and medical plus six ATO layers, and now we've got a multi-matrix organization (MMO) and interlocking stakeholders to the degree that any progress is unlikely.
  • Cancel FAA funded diversity training, and FAA partial funding of training at diversity group sponsored events.
  • Stop sending newly hired controllers to complex first facilities where they consume valuable /expensive training resources and wash out. Send them to initial low-activity training facilities and let the strong candidates bid up.

It is extremely unlikely that any of the above will occur, because it suits both the R's and the D's to furlough air traffic controllers along with other government servants. It is, in fact, the mutual intent of both parties, although for different reasons. The effects on the people families pawns will be the same.

Check.

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Killing Me Softly

March 02, 2013

Jedi Mind Meld and Sequestration: Not a mistake?

On Friday, President Obama was speaking about the sequestration and his ability to impose his will and he said, I can't do a Jedi-mind-meld and force them to do what I want.

Critics and fan-bois were falling over each other trying to explain that President Obama had mixed his sci-fi metaphor. How could he get that wrong?

How, indeed? Isn't a President that's hosted Nichelle Nichols at the White House unlikely to make such a stupid mistake?

Could it be that he's actually describing a new technique that he's hoping to apply - combining his own Spock-like discipline, intellect and self-control with the techniques used by the Jedi to sway the simple minded creatures?

What would that look like? If Jedi's are the good guys, who are the storm troopers? What is President Obama suggesting?

March 01, 2013

Now More Than Ever