Topless Woman Busted by Campus Cops

Most local colleges, in one way or another, seek to mimic the best practices of Pittsburgh's premier educational institutions.

After CMU Campus Police responded to the local Bishop and charged a 19-year old coed for appearing in public while partially dressed, other college campus police departments have sought opportunities to maintain parity with CMU.

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Pittsburgh police were called to downtown Pittsburgh after a woman was walking around topless.

The woman was wearing only a skirt, and walking along downtown streets and sidewalks.

Several people were seen taking pictures and video of the woman before police arrived.

Pittsburgh police say they assisted Point Park University police with arresting the woman.

We are fortunate that our beleaguered Pittsburgh Police, who have gone to court to ensure their opportunities to work overtime security details at strip clubs, are assisted in their responsibilities by such worthy non-government police forces.

In less important news:

• A man was shot in the hill district.
• A 17-year old Pottsville girl was abducted
• A 16-year old was charged with killing a Rankin teenager
• A Duquesne man was shot and killed in McKeesport
• A man was shot in the head in Greenfield
• A one-year old child was shot and killed at an East End picnic
• The Pirates are winning.

Got to have priorities.