Exclusive: Pittsburgh KDKA UPMC Status Lights™

One of intriguing things about the new KDKA Weather Beacon was that with all those CMU professors involved, it had to be able to do more than communicate a few parameters of current conditions, right? I mean... CMU n'at?

Fortunately, we are able to reveal an exclusive early insight into the full capabilities of what will become known as the Pittsburgh KDKA UPMC Status Lights™, identifying all the key need-to-know information for the Burgheratti:



And to think they once said they wouldn't permit gaudy electronic billboards, wow that was back in the day.