September 29, 2011

5772 - 45

Via Goldberg:

"Man begins in dust and ends in dust.
He lays down his soul to bring home bread.
He is like a broken shard, like dried grass,
like a faded flower, like a breath of wind,
like whirling dust, like a dream that slips away."

from the U'Netaneh Tokef prayer


Happy New Year.
Shofar, sho good.





45 Days and A Wake Up
September 28, 2011

Goofus and Gallant 2.0 : Etiquette for 2011

Back when life was simpler — which was the Eight Year's Peace between Korea (1953) and VietNam (1961) — there was a magazine found in doctor's offices called Highlights. One of the perennial features was "Goofus and Gallant", a simple depiction of two young boys that communicated universally accepted lessons in good behavior. For instance, the cartoon below contrasts two different versions of telephone (retro-landline) etiquette.

1961 Landline Etiquette with Goofus and Gallant




Legacy Goofus and Gallant Doesn't Work in 2011

As the political scene and public discourse veers into increasingly complex and divisive issues, many people who find themselves in ILP status are challenged to explain contemporary values to their co-associated youngsters.

The original Goofus and Gallant (aka G&G 1.0) content doesn't meet the needs of today's young consumers. In order to meet that need, the legacy G&G cartoons have been digitized and re-purposed as G&G 2.0 to teach more contemporary lessons.


2011: Goofus and Gallant 2.0 with the Robinsons




(Anachronistic clue to obscure Mrs. Robinson cultural reference here.)








September 27, 2011

Serendipitous Diversity with a Venn Diagram Rimshot

From Incidental Comics:


by Grant Snider




September 26, 2011

NYPD: Macing Girls, Taking Down Planes, Whatever

A protest against the current economic situation, economic injustice, and economic priorities that emphasize the top 1% over the 99% (as they would describe it) has focused on congesting and interfering with Wall Street and New York's Financial District.

It has been a peaceful protest, organized along anarchic practices: no figureheads, no permits, no clear hierarchy; Critical Mass without the bicycles.

America has a tradition of peaceful protest and civil disobedience. The way it works is the activists protest and block passage; police arrest and remove them; there is a contest of attrition to see who blinks first. Nobody should get hurt.


Unfortunately, that's a 9/10 mindset. Nowadays any protest in New York (other than over the Prospect Park bike lane) is seen as a re-enactment of 9/11. They will not tolerate disturbances. They will use military tactics on peaceful citizens. There are no civil rights if you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Protesters = Enemy.

Here are two news stories about the New York Police Department. The juxtaposition of them is mind-boggling.

Exhibit One: NYPD Macing Non-Violent, Kettled Girl Protesters

From the New York Times:

The above video, posted by USLaw.com, captures a confrontation on Saturday between the police and several protesters from the Occupy Wall Street movement.

In slow motion, and with annotation explaining what is happening, the video seems to show a high-ranking member of the New York Police Department spraying a substance — the video says it is Mace or pepper spray — toward several women who were standing behind a wall of orange netting. After the spraying, one woman can be seen dropping to the ground, screaming in apparent pain.

More than 80 people were arrested on Saturday as they marched from the financial district, where many have been encamped for over a week, north toward Union Square.
Can it be true that an American city government will spray chemicals on peaceful protesting civilians in order to keep business running?

Exhibit Two: NYPD Can Take Down Planes, Too!

NEW YORK (AP) --
The chief of the New York Police Department says city police could take down a plane if necessary.

Commissioner Ray Kelly tells CBS' "60 Minutes" that after the Sept. 11 attacks, he decided the city couldn't rely on the federal government alone. He set about creating the NYPD's own counter-terrorism unit. He says the department is prepared for multiple scenarios and could even take down a plane.

Kelly didn't divulge details but said "obviously this would be in a very extreme situation."
We note that any civilian talking about taking down a plane would be taken into custody. We also note that Kelly is still a civilian. He is, right?

Juxtaposition: Macing Girls & Taking Down Planes


It shouldn't need to be said, but: Shooting down planes is something best left to the military. It requires judgement, experience, and command-and-control.

People with the "judgment" that leads to macing penned-in, non-violent girls should not be carrying guns, let alone have the capability of shooting down planes on their own assumption of authority.

Something is rotten in the Big Apple.

Closing thought: What would the 60's have been like if the kids all had videocameras and they could communicate instantly with each other?





September 24, 2011

More Union Busting by Wisconsin Apparatchiks



More union busting from Wisconsin, the land of Scott Walker, Paul Ryan, and Tommy Thompson. Wisconsin’s new law reducing collective bargaining rights for state employees in labor unions:
...also requires that unions go through yearly recertification votes to keep their official status rather than retain that status indefinitely after an initial vote creating the union, as had been done in the past. Unions can still exist without that official status, but government employers, such as schools and the state, don't have to recognize them or bargain with them over anything.

To win the recertification election, unions must get 51% of the vote of all the members of their bargaining unit, not just the ones who take the time to cast ballots—a much higher bar than state elected officials have to clear to win their offices.

Walker isn't a visionary as much as an apparatchik, "a man not of grand plans, but of a hundred carefully executed details"1. Walker and his cohort didn't completely strip state employees of their (federally guaranteed) right to form labor unions; they just changed the details. The devil is in the details, in the definitions of majorities, schedules, mechanisms and scope.

Now the unions have to be recertified by the employees every year. The standard for recertification, which was previously a majority of those who vote, was changed to be a majority of those eligible to vote. If the election does recertify the union, the state can challenge the details in court.

Once the union certification "expires" after a year, then the state has no obligation to formally bargain with the union, and the state stops automatic dues deductions. That's union busting by any standard.

This comes after the State took away the Union's right to collective bargaining over issues like workplace safety standards, working conditions, vacations and health care benefits. The only topic state unions were left to "negotiate" on were pay increases, which by fiat cannot exceed the inflation rate.

The largest state unions have not filed notice of their intention to recertify by the deadline, explaining that the staged recertification, artifical definitions of the majority, and reduced scope of negotiating make the outcome a foregone conclusion.






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September 22, 2011

Governance: À la carte menu or CommonWealth?

Since all politics appears to be local, we start with the recent Post-Gazette article about how the South Side is considering a Neighborhood Improvement District to maintain (or possibly upgrade) city services in the face of municipal budget austerity.

A group of people want to do better for themselves, for their business, for their neighborhood and property values get together (freedom of assembly, right?), pool resources, and benefit from economies of scale. That sounds as American as Apple Pie.

Then you realize that the NID can impose taxes, enforce collection, and set local rules (all businesses must close at 11pm, etc), and it seems a bit less All-American. Then you look at the process that legitimizes, recognizes, and establishes a NID and you see that it's a mail-based survey, which defaults to NID approval as long as no more than 40% of the stakeholders say No.

That takes a minute. If 75% of the stakeholders (in America we used to have citizens, but...) ignore that letter in the mail, and the remaining 25% vote poll against the NID, then the NID is approved - because unless more than 40% of the stakeholders vote No, the NID is enfranchised. That doesn't sound very Apple Pie-ish.

Let's do a thought experiment; let's assume that the SouthSide decides it needs more frequent street cleanings, more public rest rooms, and more security. The super-majority of stakeholders don't vote against it, so the NID takes effect, funds/fees/taxes are assessed, and let's say that everybody plays nice. Nobody complains. What are the likely downstream effects?

For one thing, now the neighborhood has a private security force, which is given quasi-police powers with none of the civilian control and public accountability of a police force. Let's call this investment the SouthSide Stakeholder's Militia.

There are secondary effects when one area gets a Militia. Scoundrels, blackguards, and ne'er-do-wells tend to go elsewhere. Criminals may seek other environments. So maybe the situation in Oakland deteriorates, and new problems start appearing on the NorthSide. After a while, maybe Oakland gets a militia, and maybe the NorthSide doesn't.

What's really happened is:
  • Southside and Oakland have paid to outsource their trouble to Northside
  • Citizens (non-stakeholders?) are going to learn to see different areas as different corporate spheres of control
  • the legitimacy of local elected government is diminished
  • the perceived effectiveness of democracy is reduced
  • the rich get richer, and the poor get less - to an even greater degree than we now see
  • we lose our sense of commonwealth
  • we become more like Baghdad and less like 1776 Philadelphia


By responding to challenges of funding and leadership by shifting into an ala-carte private governance rather than doing the hard work of comprehensive, table d'hôte governance, we reduce the social fabric that our entire system relies upon.

There are wide-spread cultural and social benefits that come from our commonwealth. Shifting costs to alacarte pricing has simple, pragmatic, and attractive short-term effects, but the long term social implications are pernicious.

Most school districts take their operating funds (at rates approved by elected officials) through real estate taxes or income taxes. Periodically, a childless citizen or a senior citizen with grown children challenges the practice of universal taxation for education, which is a service that only a portion of the population benefit from. The justification is that we all benefit from a society in which children go to school through high school.

Maybe you travel to Cleveland. You have the bad fortune to have chest pains in a neighborhood that didn't invest in an NID ambulance service. You're starting to sweat and feel funny, and you walk out to the corner to hail a cab. You fumble with a SmartPhone app that's supposed to get you a cab. Damn, there's only one bar on my cell coverage, I guess this NID didn't get the enhanced Verizon package. You die waiting for the cab. The cab, of course, is a free market solution to impromptu disorganized transportation needs. Sucks to be you. Clearly, you're no John Galt.

Here's an example on the federal level. The Obama administration has proposed a $100 user fee for every airplane operation in controlled airspace. So the Acme jet flies from Homeplate to Springfield to Podunk and back to Homeplate, that's $300. Pretty simple, it associates a cost with the activity, people get what they pay for, etc.

That works real well conceptually. The reality is, there's a company that's on the verge of bankruptcy. They're avoiding every possible cost. On the last flight of the day, from Podunk to Homeplate, they make a decision, balancing cost and benefits. they decide to save the $100 and make the flight without those alacarte ATC services. It's a short hop, they're locally based, they know the area, no problem. The weather deteriorates a bit, it turns into a scud-run, they hit a windmill near Somerset and the wreckage tumbles into somebody's house.

If you're not involved in this specific transaction, it's a sad story and a news teaser while you're waiting for the weather forecast. But if that's your house that the airplane tumbles into, you've just borne the cost of the alacarte pricing system.

We all benefit from a society of law, a culture of democracy, and an economy of commonwealth. You might nibble at the fringes without destroying the house, but it's not sustainable. It wouldn't be OK if everybody did it, all the time. Doesn't pass the Categorical Imperative sniff-test.

Today, Elizabath Warren introduced this to our public conversation:


I've got to say, Warren's vision seems much more American Apple-Pie than the South Side NID and ala-carte government. Unfortunately, it doesn't fit into a soundbite or a 140-character Tweet. Neither did the Declaration of Independence, or the Bill of Rights.

I live in a federal constitutional republic, in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
I don't want to live in the South Side NID, with Halliburton Security, Lockheed Martin air ambulances, and enhanced Verizon 4G broadband.




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September 21, 2011

Best Bike Shops: Kraynicks, Pittsburgh PA



From Bicycling Magazine, identifying the top-100 "Best Bike Shops in America", and listed just before Lance Armstrong's shop in Austin, Texas:
Kraynick's Bicycles
Pittsburgh, PA

Parts are piled high on all three floors of this quirky shop and customers often need a flashlight to navigate its narrow aisles. Prices are low, but bring cash: Kraynick's doesn't take American Express or any other credit card.


Coordinates: 5003 Penn Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. 15224 (412) 621-6160


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September 20, 2011

Parking for Twelve Customers in One Spot

Excellent article in Thurday's Post-Gazette by Annie Tubbs: As more workers make the commute by bike, cyclists campaign for rights, improved safety. It's well written, accurate, non-inflammatory.

Bicycling in Pittsburgh has come a long way, and it's about to take a few more giant steps.
  • The Jail Trail closure at Bates Street opens in October.
  • The HofBrauHaus river-trail-park opens in October.
  • The Montour Trail - Airport connection opens in October.


Once a little progress is made, we usually can see more progress that's needed. As Ms. Tubbs' article points out, bike infrastructure and bike parking is much less evident outside of the city proper.

Philadelphia is running a novel experiment in which they use one (1) parking spot on a street to provide parking for twelve (XII) cars. Here's the original situation at time=0.


Here's a "bike corral" placed in one vehicle parking space:

(more pictures here)

It seems like something that could be used effectively in several places in the city and the exurbs. They'd be like welcome mats for the Creatives that Richard Florida keeps talking about; possibly no better way to kickstart gentrification than placing a few of these. I'd love to see one of these bike corrals in Millvale by <hungry> Pamela's Pancakes </hungry>.





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September 19, 2011

A Barista's Five-Factor Venn Diagram

Among my many hangups are two fave obsessions: caffeine and Venn diagrams, and this sort of nails the common ground:







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September 17, 2011

Hegemony and Democracy's Incompatibility with Tribes

Interesting themes in the NY Times about the Cherokee Nation's Freedmen controversy. From Wiki:
In a 1866 treaty made with the US government, (after the Confederacy lost the Civil War and slavery was abolished) the Cherokee granted their former slaves (the Freedmen) citizenship in the tribe, with rights to share equally in annuities and land settlements.

The Freedmen were Cherokee Nation citizens until the early 1980s. The Cherokee Nation amended membership rules to require direct descent from an ancestor listed in the Cherokee By Blood document and stripped descendants of Cherokee Freedmen of voting rights and citizenship unless they satisfied this new criterion.

In March 2006, the Cherokee Nation's Supreme Court ruled that the descendants of the Cherokee Freedmen were unjustly disenfranchised, and they were re-established as citizens of the Cherokee Nation.

In response, Principal Chief Chad "Corntassel" Smith called for an emergency election to amend the constitution. A petition for a vote to remove the Freedmen descendants was circulated and approved, and the Freedmen descendants were again removed from the Cherokee Nation tribal rolls.


Larry Echo Hawk is assistant secretary for Indian affairs in the US department of the interior. He writes that "The department's position is, and has been, that the 1866 treaty between the US and the Cherokee nation vested Cherokee freedmen with rights of citizenship in the nation, including the right of suffrage."

Echo Hawk's threat is that the US federal government will not recognise the outcome of the upcoming election, potentially leading to another constitutional crisis for the Cherokee nation (the last, in 1997, saw a near-coup followed by armed federal intervention). At the same time, the US department of housing and urban development froze $33m (£20.9m) of funds due to the tribe's refusal to reinstate its African American members.

It's all quite retro; archaic concepts like the tribe, blood quantum laws, and terms such as quadroon, octoroon, hexadecaroon; concepts that (we flatter ourselves) we'd put away long, long ago.

One way of looking at this is that the Federal government is attempting to impose its values on the Cherokee Nation. You could say the Feds (which is: you and me) are failing to respect the sovereignty of the Cherokee Nation. You might say we're (once again) ignoring their right to self-determination. The Federal response of withholding funds (that are due to the Nation) goes beyond sanctions; its an economic seizure that could be an Act of War.

Another way to look at this is that the Cherokee Nation is pursuing a program of racial purity (see the Godwin Rule). They're surely violating some sort of United Nations / European Union / New World Order standard of universal human rights. Would we interfere if they chose a policy of female circumcision? Would we interfere if they pursued polygamy? Gay marriage? oops

Still another perspective is that this is a Civil War remnant - the Cherokee Nation aligned and fought with the Confederacy, and in fact the last Confederate general to surrender was a Cherokee general in charge of a Cherokee unit. Is this very different from the "it ain't over" crowd?

Can it be that once the Nation has secured federal benefits, natural gas assets, and casino revenue - that is to say, once the Nation has gotten some money and moved up a notch - that now they're forcing the Brothers out? Damn.

But this post is not about the Cherokee Freedmen; rather, it would focus on democracy's inability to deal with tribal structures.

  • The Cherokee Nation is a tribe.
  • The Jewish People can be tribal. (see New York, last week)
  • The Palestinian conflict is tribal. (see New York, next week)
  • Iraq, Iran, Pakistan: tribes.

Most of our problems are due to our inability to interact with tribes. Oh, for the days of nation-nation conflict; the good old days of World Wars.

I would suggest for your consideration that democratic systems, having abandoned the tribe in favor of other systems, have lost the ability to successfully interact, negotiate, and do business with tribes.

There's no retro-compatibility. We're running Windows 7, and we can't deal with that DOS-5 stuff. We can feign compatibility mode for a while, but it always crashes under duress. (Part of our problem may be that we view our process as evolved(!), advanced, and enlightened, and we see the tribal process as anachronistic, parochial, paternalistic, and intolerant.)

Whenever we need to interact with a tribe, we inevitably fall back on the only thing we're good at with tribes: we kill them, slaughter them, impose heavy-handed controls on the tribe, force them into a charade of our own system (farce democracy), and then intervene and impose our will whenever their faux-democracy goes in a direction we don't like. Because we never really thought of them as civilized, and we never really respected them as people.

Our situation is sustainable (although expensive and immoral) until the tribes have access to modern technology/weapons and adopt assymmetric techniques, or until we get tired of sending our kids to kill them, or until (gasp) they beat us.

Could it be that the tribal system is more effective? Could soccer be the answer? Could it be that maybe those Greek guys maybe didn't have the ultimate best idea?




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